Killsomeone
22-06-2009, 02:58 PM
Clieches about cultures( we did this in school today)
The setting is a group of small island which are far away from other places and have no people living on them. On these beautiful islands in the middle of the ocean, the following people are suddenly stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two Frensh men and one Frensh woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Blugarian woman
- Two Japanese man and one woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two American men and one American woman
- Two Irish man and one Irish woman
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What do u think will happen on each island think about some cliches you have of the mentioned people and plz tell them to me in your post aswell;)
!!!!first think of it than keep on reading!!!!
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One month later on these absolutly stunnging deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occured
- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman
- The two Frensh men and the Frensh woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois (sexual relationship involving 3 people)
- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of visiting the German woman
- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them
- The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman
- The two Bulgarian men take a long look at the endless ocean and another look at the Blugarian woman and start swimming xD
- The two Japanese have faxed Tokio and are awaiting instructions
- The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor sotre/restaurant/laundry and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for thers stores
- The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman kepps on camplaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the equal devision of household chores, how sand and palmtrees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinoin and treated her better than they do, how her relationship to her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isnt raining.
- The two Irish men have devided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy ofter several litres of coconut whisky.
But they are statisfied because at least the English arent having fun
xDxD
i hope u like it took me forever to type it! :D
The setting is a group of small island which are far away from other places and have no people living on them. On these beautiful islands in the middle of the ocean, the following people are suddenly stranded:
- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two Frensh men and one Frensh woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Blugarian woman
- Two Japanese man and one woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two American men and one American woman
- Two Irish man and one Irish woman
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What do u think will happen on each island think about some cliches you have of the mentioned people and plz tell them to me in your post aswell;)
!!!!first think of it than keep on reading!!!!
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One month later on these absolutly stunnging deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occured
- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman
- The two Frensh men and the Frensh woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois (sexual relationship involving 3 people)
- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of visiting the German woman
- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them
- The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman
- The two Bulgarian men take a long look at the endless ocean and another look at the Blugarian woman and start swimming xD
- The two Japanese have faxed Tokio and are awaiting instructions
- The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor sotre/restaurant/laundry and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for thers stores
- The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman kepps on camplaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the equal devision of household chores, how sand and palmtrees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinoin and treated her better than they do, how her relationship to her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isnt raining.
- The two Irish men have devided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy ofter several litres of coconut whisky.
But they are statisfied because at least the English arent having fun
xDxD
i hope u like it took me forever to type it! :D